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Ted Borland | BoneZone | Trifecta | Chainsaw Safety | Brighton | Cobra Dogs

Episode #53

AJ and Nate will be out in Denver at the trade shows at the end of this month. If you're a retailer - come visit us at Parts and Labor 

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AJ met up with Ted and did some manual labor at the BoneZone and then sat down at Ted's place for this discussion.
 
We chatted about:
 
Why Ted puts avocados in smoothies
Soy Sauce Nation Nirvana Ortanez (Ted's GF)
Landscaping
Working on the BoneZone early season
Cool Logs
AJ helps move logs in the BoneZone
Log types and names
BoneZone LOGistists
BoneZone riding wisdom
Old BoneZone protocall
The Original BoneZone crew and how the BoneZone came to be
Cat and mouse with  the Police
Chainsaw safety or lack thereof.
Brighton got purchased
Brighton webcams
The Bone Cam
Scaling the BoneZone
The BoneZone Chainsaw collab
Tall guy issues
Why Ted hates the internet (not really) - Bundy Vision 
Skateboarders' Instagrams
Spot Detectives - social media dectives
Spot sabotage
DVD vs. VHS vs. Streaming
Video editing
Apple holes
Van Life
Roof Box talk
The Trifecta (Snowboard, Skate and Surf in the same day)
LibTech Surf discussion
Ted’s board got run over by a semi truck
The Six Three Mafia
Listener questions
Meme culture and dark humor
Cool jobs
Life lessons from food service
Cobra Dogs and the Govy Ninja
Jeff Holce the Athlete
Louis loses his balls
Boardsliding knobbed rails
Nate forgets his computer charger
Snowboard prom
The snowboarding video business evolution
Ted Talks and Ted Bundy
Growing up in Pennsylvania skiing and transitioning to snowboarding
Skier’s VS. Snowboarders
 
 
Quotes from the episode:
 
“There’s one chainsaw, one hammer - so it’s kinda hard to have people help.,,,Moving logs is a huge help!”
“Not everyone just dives into a boardslide (on wood), but every now and then it happens - people catch and edge and eat shit.”
“…It’s like boning so it’s kinda funny.”
“Welp - everything is chopped down (by the Forest Service).”
“I barely touched the chaps (with the chainsaw) - I was like glad I was wearing chaps.”
“There’s so much that people could see as being wrong with the BoneZone - luckily, Brighton has cool people.”
“This year we have two zones on Brighton.”
“We build everything so that it’s moveable - if people want to move things that’s fair game.”
“We just want to get people psyched to go snowboarding - that’s the main goal.”
“I didn’t know shit about chainsaws last year - we used em so irresponsibly.”
“I’ll just make DVD’s and hand em out to my friends”
“It’s so hard to figure out the whole like instant social media vs. saving things for a part… There’s no right way.”
“Better not post that. Better not leak that. Don’t post that - we don’t want people to know where we are today.”
“So many people are guilty of this - they go to spot and see that it was set-up and then they try to see who was there… Alright, what does that boot print say? Is that a 32 logo? SPOT DETECTIVES!”
“I’ve been into video editing since like sophomore year of highschool.”
"Me and Nirvana lived in the van all summer up at Hood.”
“I’m six four - she’s five two.”
“The van is ballin on a budget. I bought it for 1300… I’ve done over 30K miles across the country twice and no issues - knock on wood.”
“I think everyone should work in a restaurant at some point.”
“Don’t be mark, don’t be buster and defiantly don’t be a mark ass buster.”
“I thought - nobody’s really done a board slide through a knobbed rail.”
“There’s a glory hole in the bathroom!”
“No joke, my former roommate is dating Amy Schumer”
“I skied until I was eleven. I was a racer, but I didn’t wear speedos or anything.”
“I really like surfing, but I get my ass kicked out there.”
 

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Direct download: Episode_53_Ted_Borland_.mp3
Category:Outdoor -- posted at: 2:47pm EDT